Where On The Altar Does Fr. John Zuhlsdorf Hide His Many GUNS?

In light of Father Jacques Hamel's murder during Mass, you better believe that Fr. Z is packing heat during Mass!

Just Don't sneeze during his Mass, because Fr Z is liable to turn around and shoot you dead!

There is no way that MUSLIMS are gonna behead Fr. Z during Mass without out one hell of a gun battle on the Altar!

Question is where does Fr. Z hide all of his GUNS during Mass?

Where on the Altar does Fr. Z hide his many GUNS?

1. Crucifix 
2. Reredos [backdrop for the altar and tabernacle]
3. Tabernacle covered by a veil which is either white or od the color of the vestments worn that day, but at Requiem Masses, the veil is purple.
4-9. Large candlesticks for High Mass and Benediction At a high mass, at least six candles are used.
10, 11. Small candlesticks for Low Mass. There are usually two, but sometimes four. However, only two are lighted or used for Mass said by a priest, and four if a Bishop says the Mass.
12-14. Altar Cards. (The larger in the center contains prayers read at the Offertory and Canon. The smaller one on the Epistle side has the prayers which the priest reads when washing his hands. The other smaller one on the Gospel Bide has the Gospel of St. John, usually read at the end of Mass.) Sometimes these are omitted if the priest has them memorized.
15. Mensa or Altar Table.
16. Altar Table Coverings. (One wax and three linen cloths cover the altar table. The fourth or top one of linen hangs down over the side of the altar to the floor.)
17. Antependium or Frontal. (A cloth which sometimes hangs down in front of the altar. Like the tabernacle veil, it takes the color of the Vestments.)
18. Gospel Side of the Altar.
19. Epistle Side of the Altar.
20. Sanctuary Floor.
21. First Altar Step.
22. Second Altar Step.
23. Predella or Altar Platform.
24. Credence Table. This is the table for the cruets. During a solemn High Mass, the chalice and burse and humeral veil for the subdeacon are also placed upon it when not in use at the altar.
25. Water and Wine Cruets.
26. Finger Basin.
27. Towel (white).
28. Communion Paten.
29. Sedilia or Priests' Bench.
30. Bell.
31. Communion Rail.

“May the Body of our Lord Jesus Christ preserve your soul unto life everlasting. Amen.”
Fr. Z Twisted View Of Communion

Should a priest pack heat when saying Mass?

The answer is No!

But heretics like Fr Z (his baptism should be suspect see here) insist that he is allowed to carry a gun under his vestments while he is on the altar saying Mass!

Contrast the words of the heretic Fr. Z with that of St Thomas.

First screwball Fr Z on packing heat while saying Mass:
About carrying a handgun while saying Mass… I am neutral on that point. It is wrong for a priest or bishop to say Mass with his wallet in his back pocket? Money can be misused, after all. Can he have his smart phone in his pocket? A pocket knife on his key ring? You can do bad things with smart phones or knives or keys. QUAERITUR: Are priests allowed to carry handguns? Posted on 21 June 2013 Read More>>>>>>

Now for the Wisdom of St Thomas:

Article 4. Whether it is lawful for clerics to kill evil-doers?

Objection 1. It would seem lawful for clerics to kill evil-doers. For clerics especially should fulfil the precept of the Apostle (1 Corinthians 4:16): "Be ye followers of me as I also am of Christ," whereby we are called upon to imitate God and His saints. Now the very God whom we worship puts evildoers to death, according to Psalm 135:10, "Who smote Egypt with their firstborn." Again Moses made the Levites slay twenty-three thousand men on account of the worship of the calf (Exodus 32), the priest Phinees slew the Israelite who went in to the woman of Madian (Numbers 25), Samuel killed Agag king of Amalec (1 Samuel 15), Elias slew the priests of Baal (1 Kings 18), Mathathias killed the man who went up to the altar to sacrifice (1 Maccabees 2); and, in the New Testament, Peter killed Ananias and Saphira (Acts 5). Therefore it seems that even clerics may kill evil-doers.

Objection 2. Further, spiritual power is greater than the secular and is more united to God. Now the secular power as "God's minister" lawfully puts evil-doers to death, according to Romans 13:4. Much more therefore may clerics, who are God's ministers and have spiritual power, put evil-doers to death.

Objection 3. Further, whosoever lawfully accepts an office, may lawfully exercise the functions of that office. Now it belongs to the princely office to slay evildoers, as stated above (Article 3). Therefore those clerics who are earthly princes may lawfully slay malefactors.

On the contrary, It is written (1 Timothy 3:2-3): "It behooveth . . . a bishop to be without crime [Vulgate: 'blameless.' 'Without crime' is the reading in Titus 1:7] . . . not given to wine, no striker."

I answer that, It is unlawful for clerics to kill, for two reasons. First, because they are chosen for the ministry of the altar, whereon is represented the Passion of Christ slain "Who, when He was struck did not strike [Vulgate: 'When He suffered, He threatened not']" (1 Peter 2:23). Therefore it becomes not clerics to strike or kill: for ministers should imitate their master, according to Sirach 10:2, "As the judge of the people is himself, so also are his ministers." The other reason is because clerics are entrusted with the ministry of the New Law, wherein no punishment of death or of bodily maiming is appointed: wherefore they should abstain from such things in order that they may be fitting ministers of the New Testament.

Reply to Objection 1. God works in all things without exception whatever is right, yet in each one according to its mode. Wherefore everyone should imitate God in that which is specially becoming to him. Hence, though God slays evildoers even corporally, it does not follow that all should imitate Him in this. As regards Peter, he did not put Ananias and Saphira to death by his own authority or with his own hand, but published their death sentence pronounced by God. The Priests or Levites of the Old Testament were the ministers of the Old Law, which appointed corporal penalties, so that it was fitting for them to slay with their own hands.

Reply to Objection 2. The ministry of clerics is concerned with better things than corporal slayings, namely with things pertaining to spiritual welfare, and so it is not fitting for them to meddle with minor matters.

Reply to Objection 3. Ecclesiastical prelates accept the office of earthly princes, not that they may inflict capital punishment themselves, but that this may be carried into effect by others in virtue of their authority.