While You Were At Work Your Drunken Rad Trad Housewifey Was Subscribing To Voris And His Church Militant!

How Rad Trad Dads Protect Their Family From The World:

Prepping

Gardening

Guns

Hoard Food

Stockpile Weapons

Podcasting

Make Bullets

Hunt

Home School

Make Clothes 

Latin Mass

Carrying Guns To Mass

Bring The Whole Family To Mass - Including 2 Day Old Infants

Gun Range

Lift Weights

Moved To The Country

But you forgot one thing:

You forgot about Voris

Gary entered your home while you were away.

You even paid for Gary to enter your home.

You even watched Church Militant every day.

You never gave it a thought that Gary was the enemy

You let your family be exposed to Gary.

You failed.

You were too busy: 

Grilling Steaks

Smoking Cigars 

Drinking Whiskey 

Grooming Your Beard

etc......